Let me make it up to you by posting this gem. I saw this scantily clad gentleman jogging along the road in Thailand today, and had to sneak a photo. I'm sure there's a perfectly logical explanation why he was dressed like this, but I need your help coming up with #10.
Top 10 reasons why this is perfectly acceptable:
1 They lost his luggage
2 He’s smuggling Fabergé Eggs
3 “Fire! Fire! The hotel is burning!”
4 He’s actually chasing a pants thief
5 Jackass 4: Thailand
6 He’s training for the ladyboy Olympics
7 Chaffing is a bitch
8 He’s seriously French
9 He’s actually way overdressed for an orgy
And number 10:
10. Add YOUR reason by commenting!