It makes me ponder life on so many levels and ask so many important questions.
Like, has this ever happened before in the history of the human race? (I'm guessing not.)
Does the love between an Indian tourist and a decapitated polar bear really stand a chance? (I'm guessing not.)
Should I have left in the part where he started playing with his tail inappropriately?
And why the hell did he feel the need to wear headphones?
Either way, I'll just leave this right here for your amusement.